I slept with my Manager, who had a girlfriend.

I slept with my Manager, who had a girlfriend. When he boasted to our General Manager that we had slept together. I threatened to tell his girlfriend and had him fired.

I bring cupcakes to work because I’m not good at my job..

I bring cupcakes to work because I’m not good at my job. I hope they keep me around for the sugar high.

Sometimes i wonder when did my life stop being so fun?

Sometimes i wonder when did my life stop being so fun?….. then i remember that i picked my job over my friends.