The only reason why I always try to sneak a shower with my boyfriend is…. so I can try all of his Mom’s different hair products for free….
The safe word is Monterey with HER, not because of grilled cheese in my childhood, but because YOU are about the only man I feel safe with. I haven’t used it yet. (editors secret: I’m really not sure what this one is about, but I thought it was interesting anyway)
Some times I think about not brushing my teeth, so I run to the bathroom to make up for having dirty thoughts.