Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-20

When my ex-girlfriend comes over, I'd like to think we make love, but deep down I know we're just screwing… # I act like I know who I am… but I really have no clue. # I hate my best friend's husband simply because he's boring and unhealthy. # my 7 yr old caught me […]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13

After I found out my boyfriend cheated on me I gave his best friend a blowjob. I got back with myoyfriend and never told him what I did # i think i have fallen in love with my straight best friend…all over again # I have headaches daily, but I won't go see a doctor […]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-06

I plan our wedding so enthusiastically because secretly I know we will never last that long. # I like when the sex is a little rough because the pain stays with me after he's left. # every full moon i go running in the hopes of being bitten by a werewolf # I love you […]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-23

i know it means i'm going to be alone forever, but i can't stop eating. # I'd trade my best friend for a career-track job. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-02

I touched fingers with a sexy stranger over an iPhone. And I liked it. # i would sacrifice my entire family and all of my friends to prevent one musician from having killed himself # I love my exes brother and he loves my exes ex. # sometimes, when you're asleep and i know you […]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-19

I hit myself in the face most days for being such a screw-up. # if you weren't asian, I would have left you within the first month. but instead, i've been with you 2 years. # I don't want to leave you not only because i'm scared you'll hurt me, but because I don't want […]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-12

i have to be high in order to tolerate going to visit my parents. # I leave the kitchen at work a mess just to get back at my bosses. # thanks for the perfume mom, it helps me cover up the smoke sent when I get home. # im 20 years old. i dont […]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-28

I wish I could read minds, just to find out if you truly love me too. # I listen to the voice mails and locked the text messages from back when you still loved me. #