Dear Husband

Dear Husband, I’m probably going to leave you for a man I hardly know because I’m tired of dreading sex with you. Regards, Your Wife

Fuck love.

Fuck love. I just want to get laid. And I’m afraid to say it because I’m a girl.

Its sad that the nicest thing you ever said to me

Its sad that the nicest thing you ever said to me was that I give the best hand jobs known to man.

You might be my best friend’s boyfriend

You might be my best friend’s boyfriend but I still want to sleep with you. This secret is available as a postcard. Send it to someone.

I love being kinky

I love being kinky but I look horrible in the outfits he wants me to wear.

I was watching this show…

I was watching this show… when i lost it to a guy.. .. i wasn’t even in love with

I took your virginity…

I took your virginity… …but you took my heart

i get drunk and sleep with a different random guy every weekend…

i get drunk and sleep with a different random guy every weekend… because i’m scared that i’m not pretty enough to get a boy when i’m sober.