I slept with my Manager, who had a girlfriend.

I slept with my Manager, who had a girlfriend. When he boasted to our General Manager that we had slept together. I threatened to tell his girlfriend and had him fired.

I know you thought you could satisfy me

I know you thought you could satisfy me but even with all your “TALENTS”… you sucked (: PS: MY NEW BOYFRIEND IS WAY BETTER

Whenever I hear you’re in town, I fantasize about having sex with you..

Whenever I hear you’re in town, I fantasize about having sex with you in your hotel room. Not because I miss our relationship…..but because I want to destroy your new own. <3<3<3

The cleaner stole my sex book

The cleaner stole my sex book But I’m too embarrassed to ask for it back.

I haven’t had sex yet

i thought you were a good idea

My bulimia has made me better

My bulimia has made me better at giving blowjobs

I hate having sex that

I hate having sex that takes more than 5mins I get bored….. I’m a bad lover