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April 18th, 2011 - 9:20 pm § in New Secrets

The cleaner stole my sex book

The cleaner stole my sex book
The cleaner stole my sex book But I’m too embarrassed to ask for it back.[...]

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November 27th, 2010 - 6:22 pm § in New Secrets

I haven’t had sex yet

I haven't had sex yet
[...]

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July 25th, 2010 - 10:36 am § in New Secrets

i thought you were a good idea

i thought you were a good idea
[...]

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May 31st, 2009 - 3:36 am § in New Secrets

My bulimia has made me better

My bulimia has made me better
My bulimia has made me better at giving blowjobs[...]

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March 25th, 2009 - 1:41 pm § in New Secrets

I hate having sex that

I hate having sex that
I hate having sex that takes more than 5mins I get bored….. I’m a bad lover[...]

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March 13th, 2009 - 7:01 am § in New Secrets

Dear Husband

Dear Husband
Dear Husband, I’m probably going to leave you for a man I hardly know because I’m tired of dreading sex with you. Regards, Your Wife[...]

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March 10th, 2009 - 12:28 am § in New Secrets

Fuck love.

Fuck love.
Fuck love. I just want to get laid. And I’m afraid to say it because I’m a girl.[...]

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March 8th, 2009 - 1:18 am § in New Secrets

Its sad that the nicest thing you ever said to me

Its sad that the nicest thing you ever said to me
Its sad that the nicest thing you ever said to me was that I give the best hand jobs known to man.[...]

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