I’ve never had a boyfriend..

I’ve never had a boyfriend because I don’t believe anyone would love me.

My new boyfriend is way better than you.

My new boyfriend is way better than you.

I am trying to feel more for my boyfriend

I got your boyfriend to cheat on you

I got your boyfriend to cheat on you, with me. And I know I’m supposed to be your best friend…. but now he’s mine and I think I could really love him someday….

You might be my best friend’s boyfriend

You might be my best friend’s boyfriend but I still want to sleep with you. This secret is available as a postcard. Send it to someone.

The only reason why I always try to sneak a shower with my boyfriend is….

The only reason why I always try to sneak a shower with my boyfriend is…. so I can try all of his Mom’s different hair products for free….

i told my boyfriend i was pregnant so he wouldn’t leave me

i told my boyfriend i was pregnant so he wouldn’t leave me   … he still left      

it sickens me when my older sister makes out with her boyfriend right in front of me

it sickens me when my older sister makes out with her boyfriend right in front of me and it sickens me even more when i’m in the other room and hear moaning