I got your boyfriend to cheat on you,
with me.
And I know I’m supposed to be your best friend….
but now he’s mine and I think I could really love him someday….
You might be my best friend’s boyfriend
but I still want to sleep with you.
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The only reason why I always try to sneak a shower with my boyfriend is….
so I can try all of his Mom’s different hair products for free….
i told my boyfriend i was pregnant so he wouldn’t leave me
… he still left
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