I bought him a gift today.

Secrets

• I came back to LA to be with your brother, not you.
• Maybe if I was skinny..
• I weigh 341 pounds.
• I hated him, but I still did it.
• When I’m alone and I start thinking of you,
• I am in love with..
• I’m attracted to guys in the Military.
• For years, I’ve wanted to find someone to connect with like I do with you…
• I used to make Voodoo heads of my ex-lovers..
• I’ve been on a chicken salad diet ever since..
• I wish I was a pin up model.
• I wish my dad would realize that my mom’s a bitch.
• I’m nicer and prettier than many of the girls around me.
• It feels worse now that you know.
• I’m glad we’re no longer friends.
• I’ve slept with seven guys. None of them has cared about me.
• I have one night stands because it makes me feel loved.
• I have been having an affair with my husband’s best friend for 6 months.
• Why do you feel the need to look to a god for inspiration,
• Sometimes when you get angry, I get scared and want to cry.