The only reason I go to church..

The only reason I go to church..

The only reason I go to church is so I can have sex with the Preacher’s Son after it’s over.

14 Comments on “The only reason I go to church..

  1.  by  Anon E. Mouse

    That is messed up. Please, do not corrupt another soul. You are sinning, and bringing another with you. Being a preacher’s son, his father would feel what you are doing is worse than murder, no, it is condemnation for eternity. Please repent, and don’t do it again. Or marry him. Or get to know JESUS!

  2.  by  Shar Joy

    A Preachers’ son……the ONLY boy I ever had to slap on a date…..

  3.  by  Shar Joy

    A Preachers’ son……the ONLY boy I ever had to slap on a date…..and he liked it!

  4.  by  Lauren

    Lol. I’m a pastors daughter. The only reason I brought my boyfriend (now my ex..but we still fool around all the time) and still bring him is so that we can do sexual things behind and in the church.

    Those times are the only times I have enjoyed church in the past 2-3 years.

    It’s messed up at first when you think about it, but hey, you have to do what you have to do. Maybe that’s the only place and best time you can do it.

  5.  by  Celandine

    The only one who could ever reach me
    Was the son of a preacher man
    The only boy who could ever teach me
    Was the son of a preacher man
    Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was

    😉

  6.  by  ares9465

    I truly hate people like Anon E. Mouse. People who must constantly push their morality on other people. It has, in my belief, cause the greastes sins this world has ever known.

  7.  by  Miles

    I find a codified “morality” generally displaces any understanding of ethics in a persons head. Anon E. Mouse is judging you with his/her poor judgement. Take it with a grain of salt.

  8.  by  Alexandra N.

    Anon. E Mouse doesn’t know how to keep his/her beliefs out of other people’s asses.

    Moving right along… If you are a guy, then, that makes this secret 600 times more awesome XDDD

  9.  by  anonymous

    i lost my virginity to the preacher’s son.

  10.  by  Invisible girl

    Lol I could not love this more

  11.  by  ciera

    Anon E Mouse, premarital sex is WORSE THAN MURDER? Fuck you, sir/madam. I hope you choose to reexamine your views, they are inhuman and not even canon with Christian teachings in the first place.

  12.  by  Kat Trap

    I am pretty sure Anon E. Mous is a troll. I live in a very religious community and I have never met anyone that hateful. Please try to not take comments people create too personally. People say screwed up things on the internet.

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