The only reason I go to church..

14 Comments on “The only reason I go to church..”

1. March 22, 2012  by  Anon E. Mouse

   That is messed up. Please, do not corrupt another soul. You are sinning, and bringing another with you. Being a preacher’s son, his father would feel what you are doing is worse than murder, no, it is condemnation for eternity. Please repent, and don’t do it again. Or marry him. Or get to know JESUS!
2. March 23, 2012  by  Jessi

   I LOVE this!! It would be the only reason I went to church
3. March 23, 2012  by  Shelley

   YES!!!!!!!!!!
4. March 23, 2012  by  Shar Joy

   A Preachers’ son……the ONLY boy I ever had to slap on a date…..
5. March 23, 2012  by  Shar Joy

   A Preachers’ son……the ONLY boy I ever had to slap on a date…..and he liked it!
6. March 31, 2012  by  Lauren

   Lol. I’m a pastors daughter. The only reason I brought my boyfriend (now my ex..but we still fool around all the time) and still bring him is so that we can do sexual things behind and in the church.

   Those times are the only times I have enjoyed church in the past 2-3 years.

   It’s messed up at first when you think about it, but hey, you have to do what you have to do. Maybe that’s the only place and best time you can do it.
7. April 1, 2012  by  Celandine

   The only one who could ever reach me
   Was the son of a preacher man
   The only boy who could ever teach me
   Was the son of a preacher man
   Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was

   
8. April 4, 2012  by  ares9465

   I truly hate people like Anon E. Mouse. People who must constantly push their morality on other people. It has, in my belief, cause the greastes sins this world has ever known.
9. April 9, 2012  by  Miles

   I find a codified “morality” generally displaces any understanding of ethics in a persons head. Anon E. Mouse is judging you with his/her poor judgement. Take it with a grain of salt.
10. June 7, 2012  by  Alexandra N.

    Anon. E Mouse doesn’t know how to keep his/her beliefs out of other people’s asses.

    Moving right along… If you are a guy, then, that makes this secret 600 times more awesome XDDD
11. June 20, 2012  by  anonymous

    i lost my virginity to the preacher’s son.
12. July 5, 2012  by  Invisible girl

    Lol I could not love this more
13. August 11, 2012  by  ciera

    Anon E Mouse, premarital sex is WORSE THAN MURDER? Fuck you, sir/madam. I hope you choose to reexamine your views, they are inhuman and not even canon with Christian teachings in the first place.
14. March 4, 2013  by  Kat Trap

    I am pretty sure Anon E. Mous is a troll. I live in a very religious community and I have never met anyone that hateful. Please try to not take comments people create too personally. People say screwed up things on the internet.