My bulimia has made me better

My bulimia has made me better

My bulimia has made me better at giving blowjobs




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Comment by Del
2009-05-31 08:53:43

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT’S SO FUNNY I’m the exact same way everyone wonders why I’m so good at it We have like no gag reflex left hahaha I was gunna make a postsecret of something like this that’s hilarious. Amazing but absolutely awful

Comment by gwen
2009-05-31 16:20:33

omg. i was bulimic through my teenage years and off and on throughout my early twenties. it is true… i have no gag reflex either. i’m just now realizing this may be why im so good at what i do! wow.

Comment by Hannah
2009-06-21 08:33:43

it’s terrible, but yes me also.
one slightly positive thing that has come of it.

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Comment by Alli
2009-06-29 16:07:02

That is also me right there, I have been with a few well endowed men and I have been the only one to make it feel good for them, I never thought about why until recently.

 
Comment by Dee
2009-07-05 04:38:39

Ahahahaha that’s hilarious, I’m the same way too and I’ve just never told any guy why I have no gag reflex… I’m glad I’m not the only one.

 
 
Comment by cort
2009-08-01 08:16:08

its true. same thing happened to me. but its also scary. ive aspirated on water frequently because it just goes straight into my lungs rather than down my esophagus. really unsafe. its been a double edged blade for sure.

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Comment by amber
2009-06-01 05:38:30

wow

 
Comment by Cornholio
2009-06-01 06:59:35

That is so wrong and so hot.

 
Comment by blsh
2009-06-07 05:58:04

Also I am very very good at chugging beer

Comment by anon
2009-07-18 20:18:39

Hahaha me too to both!

Comment by anonymous
2009-07-23 21:51:04

haha i can drain a bowl in one rip. zero gag reflex, lung capacity of a whale, thank you

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Comment by mmhm
2009-11-15 22:58:24

LMAO.i second that notion.bong rips and blow jobs, oh my.

 
 
 
 
Comment by FML
2009-06-07 20:29:27

i can deep throat like no other
thank you bulimia

 
Comment by shr
2009-06-08 11:16:26

yea, i always get told i’m the best they’ve ever recieved
it’s so weird hearing other people talk about it too.

Comment by Andrew
2009-07-07 17:56:53

i wana know who u r e mail me ritlinboy187@yahoo.com

 
 
Comment by Rei-zombie
2009-06-09 17:59:19

I must agree … i am now learning to swallow swords…

 
Comment by june bug
2009-06-14 09:16:53

yup. “damn, you can take it so deep”

i feel like telling them why it’s so good would be a buzz kill though.

 
Comment by betteharlow89
2009-06-23 16:32:38

hahaha right there with ya sister!

 
Comment by Pud
2009-06-23 19:51:20

Sweet! Do you do anal too? if so we should go for a sail on my yot.

Comment by Cornholio
2009-06-25 14:00:09

Real classy guy. Please be sure to form an orderly line, ladies. No pushing.

 
Comment by Cory
2009-07-01 11:29:31

Learn to spell yacht b4 inviting ppl on it playa

 
Comment by momoko87
2009-07-15 16:06:58

god at least spell yacht right…fkng loser. anyway, I wish I was bulimic. i need to lose weight…its hard for me though…

Comment by michelle
2009-07-28 00:04:04

why would you ever wish something like that?

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Comment by krh9210
2009-08-31 14:07:37

why would you WANT to be bulimic?

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Comment by mikey Subscribed to comments via email
2009-09-01 21:00:33

what the helll, why would you wish that?
yeah you can give better bj’s, but it isnt worth it…
i hate people like this.
-.-

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Comment by maggie
2009-10-11 16:05:30

i used to feel the same way before i became bulimic. i was terrified of gagging myself until one day i forced myself to do it. since that day, it has never bothered me to purge again. but its not something you want to do. its something you become accustemed to doing and you want to do it more and more. it satisfies you because u enjoyed a meal without really having it. everyone noticed me loosing weight except me and all you do is hurt yourself and worry others. trust me, its not worth it.

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Comment by Nameless Subscribed to comments via email
2010-02-19 05:28:07

As maggie said, except she didn’t mention how badly it effects your health and personal life. It almost consumes your thoughts entirely and changes the person you are. It makes your teeth get yellow, then eventually leads to tooth loss and other oral health problems. Unlike you, I have never ‘wished’ to be bulimic. But I am. And it’s brought a lot of shame to my life. My family found out about it, and now I don’t even like people to hear me throw up when I’m sick or mention throwing up around me. I always feel like they’re thinking about my bulimia; and the truth is, they probably are. My sister made fun of my bulimia and I really resent her for it still. My other sister told a lot of people, including my best friend, who was hurt that I didn’t tell her about it. And boys, they find it disgusting. I’m mentioning all of this so that you don’t end up going down the same road I went down.

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Comment by Ana
2010-05-24 23:54:38

No you don’t. Over time you don’t really lose the weight because you absorb most of the calories anyway. And you get chipmunk cheeks because the glands in your neck swell up which makes your face look fat and you can get a little bloated all over your body (hands, feet, face, everything). It took me a few years to realize that even though those effects happened almost immediately.

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Comment by FML
2009-07-29 21:34:45

spelled yacht wrong

 
Comment by Bri Subscribed to comments via email
2009-10-06 06:00:42

it’s yacht, idiot.

 
Comment by uidiot
2009-10-14 22:35:53

You should learn how to spell yacht before you try to pick up girls, asshole.

 
 
Comment by Kate Subscribed to comments via email
2009-06-26 13:01:13

This is so weird to hear people talking about, I am the same way!! The sad part is my gag reflex starts to come back if I don’t purge enough. “Sorry baby I can’t deepthroat you bc I haven’t been barfing enough lately”

 
Comment by Lauren Subscribed to comments via email
2009-06-27 20:41:41

this is not funny what so ever! my sister died from bulimia it makes me mad how ppl think its fun and cool how it makes them give good blowjobs! well guess what its not gonna be funny when ur teeth fall out from the acid in you vomit or u even die from it!

Comment by kate
2009-07-05 17:49:12

We have to be able to joke about it. I for one have to be able to find the ironic or kinda good parts of my life, it’s not easy you know. To live with. I don’t think anyone really thinks it’s fun or cool. Not deep down inside, we have to put on a front. It’s the only way to cope.

I’m sorry about your sister.

 
 
Comment by Tabitha
2009-06-28 16:03:31

haha so true!! (: i didn’t know other people talked about it. yeah, i have like no gag reflex.

 
Comment by N Subscribed to comments via email
2009-06-29 19:47:21

This isn’t funny, bulimia is a disease that ruins your health, your life. I hope you can get some help. Forget about giving good blowjobs for a while. Put yourself first, you deserve more. I wish you much luck in fighting this awful eating disorder.

 
Comment by amber
2009-06-30 20:59:21

you should read this…

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Comment by Michael Subscribed to comments via email
2009-07-05 08:48:31

Couldn’t you just use some Chloraseptic Spray to numb your gag reflex? In any case your health should be kept paramount to another’s pleasure.

Comment by Girl 1
2010-02-02 10:50:12

If it numbs the throat, think of what else it might numb…

 
 
Comment by Luke
2009-07-05 12:37:58

Doesn’t that also mean you are more likely to choke on food or something?

 
Comment by Michelle
2009-07-10 18:49:54

No one is condoning bulimia or denying that bulimia is a horrible disease.. it’s just a general observation.

I was never reeeally bulimic but I used to make my self throw up now and again at the beginning of high school for a few months when I thought I needed to be skinnier… until I realised I could get the same result by eating really well and going to the gym… I also have no gag reflex. huh.

 
Comment by s Subscribed to comments via email
2009-07-10 21:03:30

i’m the opposite-i was bulimic from the time i was 14 til about 17 or 18, i’m now 19 and my gag reflex is too good! and i used to be able to chug drinks no problem, now i can barely chug a glass of water..

 
Comment by me too
2009-07-10 23:21:07

My boyfriend loves it. I can swallow every time now. I used to gag and even vom when he came in my mouth. OW OW count it

 
Comment by ex-addict
2009-07-11 11:12:20

heroin abuse made me lose my gag reflex. all that puking.

 
Comment by a;ldkfjasd
2009-07-11 13:55:37

oh my goodness i know. thank god for bulemia and blowjobs…its kept the man i love with me for three years.

Comment by hannah
2009-07-23 19:30:21

your a fucking dummy.

 
Comment by jessica
2010-06-21 06:04:02

Thats just sad… Dont you think he should be sticking around for a better reason?

 
 
Comment by fjgfjfsh
2009-07-13 17:10:03

you are all messed up. bulimia is a mental and physical disease and you are all making it seem like no big deal. sure no gag reflex, im sure you wouldn’t be saying that if it took your life..cant wait til your teeth decay

Comment by wowww
2010-01-10 21:00:35

wow, you are a sick person to say cant wait till your teeth decay. OBVIOUSLY we know its a disease, we have it. do you think we want to deal with having to think about it 24/7? NO.

 
 
Comment by a;ldkfjasd
2009-07-16 14:43:15

for all of you all that are like “bulemias a terrible disease..you suck for joking about it…youre stupid etc” have no idea what it feels like to have it. so just shut your moouth unless youve actually experienced it. yelling at us and pushing it at us that we’ll die isnt going to make us stop.

Comment by T
2009-09-22 14:22:04

no…death will make u stop…idiots!!

 
 
Comment by thefiddlerscall
2009-07-17 10:36:36

OR you can just brush your tongue too far back with your toothbrush. Obsessively trying to get rid of those germs got my gag reflex.

Comment by Kkz Subscribed to comments via email
2009-10-24 02:15:00

I do that too. I suffer from anorexia. I didn’t feel like I could get my mouth clean. But then my stomach would heave so violently, and I’d stop because I didn’t want to get into the habit of purging too.

It hasn’t killed my gag reflex though.
It just means I don’t feel like I’ve finished brushing until I’ve had one violent stomach heave.

 
 
Comment by Erica
2009-07-18 14:17:40

So I was diagnosed by a doctor with bulimia when i was about 11 and suffered through it for most of my adolesence so I know what it’s like, and I completely agree with all of the people “yelling and pushing you to stop” yes it’s terrible but joking about it and talking about it like it’s a normal part of life is one of the absolute WORST things you can do. by accepting you’re what you’re doing and they way you feel about body image is really just wrong and dangerous, you can hope to recover and maybe be healthy-body and mind. and to all of you acting like it’s a good thing because now you give better blowjobs? you are stupid disgusting and shallow even for someone with an eating disorder. ultimately you need to get the fuck over yourself and start functioning in the real world, where people are either worried or disgusted by you. SKELETONS AREN’T SEXY.

 
Comment by Chelseaa
2009-07-19 09:09:21

ive been a bulimic for almost a year now. and i had no idea what a gag reflex even was! and i also had no idea that it means better blow-jobs:)

 
Comment by erin
2009-07-21 07:01:54

Wow I’m the exact opposite I was bulimic/anorexic for like 10 years but it gave me a super sensitive gag reflex. It also sucks being pregnant because everything makes me nauseas and it’s REALLY hard not to fall back into that cycle while I watch myself get sooo fat.

 
Comment by jody
2009-07-29 18:52:02

I was laughing my head of for like 5 minute straight. this is so funny. partly because its really really depressing. seriously hilarious.

Comment by selfimageisnteverything
2009-10-11 16:23:45

what the fuck is your problem? how is this funny? people with mental/physical diseases are attepting to cope with a very hard thing in life right now. some people never get over this disease and even die from it. so unless u know what its like to be bulimic, i suggest you keep you comments about bulimia being “funny” to yourself, thank you.

Comment by Nameless Subscribed to comments via email
2010-02-19 05:35:47

I am bulimic, and I too can find the humor in the post. It’s funny that it makes you better at giving blowjobs, it is. You should seriously relax.

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Comment by Liv
2009-08-10 12:49:49

i woul rather not have bulimia.. i don’t care about being good doing a blowjob..

 
Comment by Morgan
2009-08-12 20:39:36

This is embarrassingly true for me too. I wish I could laugh about it but my shame is epic.

 
Comment by eric wagner Subscribed to comments via email
2009-08-16 19:55:09

i was with a girl through eight years only the last four that I knew she was bulimic, and those magnificent moments when she went down on me and finished….. I must digress. But they were so memorable, that I am sure to never experience such perfection again. Makes a grown man cry thinking about it.

As for the disease, I truly believe it is an effect of the manufactured elements in food mixed with the incessant advertisements of food that do you in. If you spent time in a remote village, eventually your natural sense of need would kick in.

Not to worry though, I beleive that nothing hurts you until you are aware it is doing so. SO the secret to bilimia (or any other problem) is not to think about it too much! If only I had’nt thought about that girl’s problems so much, maybe we would still be together?

Comment by jenna Subscribed to comments via email
2009-08-23 01:22:02

what the fuck? seriously… you are the most ignorant and egotistical asshole ever

also the first documented case of bUlimia (with a u) was in the 1800s so pretty sure they lived in remote villages and still purged

Comment by eric Subscribed to comments via email
2009-08-23 06:47:12

egotistical yes, but ignorant? sweety, I was driving this girl to the emergency room in the middle of the night for potassium shortages! No, I doubt that I am ignorant. Just that you can’t help snotty little girls who have no control over their desire to eat. If you would just get to be fat and forget it, then no one would complain about your bulimia, they would just not want to fuck you anymore because you got to be so fat and ugly. Either way you will still die. Except if you are bulimic and skinny, you may just have a little fun before that happens!

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Comment by jenna Subscribed to comments via email
2009-08-25 15:46:56

And people can’t just be healthy? It doesn’t have to be either skinny or fat. I suffered from bulimia my senior year of high school. I’m not a snotty little girl. I just had a terrible mother that raged me all of the time about what I ate and how big I was at 5’6” and 135 lbs. I am now 5’6” and 140 lbs I think instead of saying that people are bulimic and skinny they will have more fun. That makes absolutely no sense at all, because I am having a great time at college at a healthy weight.

 
Comment by Ouch
2009-10-12 19:05:36

Eh. Don’t bother even talkin’ to that moron honey. And actually, it’s statistically proven that average and overweight chicks have just as much sex as women — so the only real difference is, we aren’t dying as often as sick skinny bitches are. ;)

 
 
 
Comment by anonymous.
2009-10-11 16:32:52

u dick. u will never understand how serious the disease is. bUlimia (lke she said, you spell it with a “u” dumbass) is a mental and physical disease that some girls start just so they can look good for YOU. yes, thats why i did it, so i could look skinny and look good in a bathing suit for guys. i was five feet six inches at a weight of 128 pounds and i was a healthy athelete. i lost weight and am now 116 and still at the same height. this was in only one month. but according to what you said, it seems to me that you prefer a girl to risk her life for YOUR pleasure. if u really “loved” this girl and wanted to still be with her, you would have stopped it the second you discovered her disease.

 
Comment by Used2BWright
2010-01-14 11:47:02

are you KIDDING me psycho?! So all I have to do is believe that PUKING up stomach acid isn’t hurting me it isn’t? your such a loser.. I’m glad she left your ass

 
 
Comment by eric Subscribed to comments via email
2009-08-25 16:38:55

jenna, you sound like a nice girl after all. let me share this with you. Be thankful for whatever problems you have. At least they are truly yours.

 
Comment by N Subscribed to comments via email
2009-08-25 20:13:34

Eric, perhaps you should become bulimic yourself so you can give yourself some more “magnificent moments”.

 
Comment by fuckyourself
2009-09-01 12:58:42

SLUT!!!! your some fucked up chick

 
Comment by MissPussNBoots
2009-09-11 04:18:59

What a marvelous thread. We need to be able to laugh at our short comings. That’s why I love satire.
Darn… back to work.

 
Comment by katylynn
2009-09-13 10:04:54

i would have to completely agree.

 
Comment by lololdasd
2009-09-25 07:54:03

Lol, me too…

Comment by lololdasd
2009-09-25 07:56:59

Besides, lol at the arguments in this thread. I don’t really care because I don’t care about any of you, but personally, I’m recovered so I don’t mind looking lightly at the whole “haha I can deep throat now” thing.

 
 
Comment by b
2009-10-07 11:08:16

You’re all nasty,trashy,little cunts…Gross!! I hope you all deep throat and choke on gonorrhea & herpes!!!

Comment by angelive
2010-03-22 06:26:47

YOU SUCK, both litterally and figureativly!

 
 
Comment by Ouch
2009-10-12 19:05:57

Yeah. Me too. Reading the comments, seems like it works that way for everyone.

Huh.

 
Comment by Nicole Subscribed to comments via email
2009-10-18 20:43:21

I never understood how that could be until I became bulimic. The other day I realized I officially have no gag reflex!

 
Comment by Blair Subscribed to comments via email
2009-10-20 23:01:39

Wow ya being bulimic definately has its perks :] i give amazing blow jobs (so ive been told) haha and the funny thing is i never though that was why i gave awsome blow jobs!!

 
Comment by blank
2009-12-14 00:20:34

it is kinda funny and beneficial for the men in our lives, but sad at the same time that women are jeapardizing their health for the same man they’re trying to pleasure. I couldn’t believe how many commented to this saying “me too”. Not trying to judge, as long as hopefully everyone has found healthier alternatives than bulimia.

 
Comment by joyjoy
2009-12-20 20:13:41

me too.

 
Comment by Charlie
2010-01-07 09:47:01

That picture is a beautiful body. It’s too hard to recover. I want to look beautiful again. so badly.

 
Comment by Used2BWright
2010-01-14 11:50:53

I think out of ALL the secrets this is the saddest! To think that having a disease that WILL kill you isn’t enough but to actually think it’s a REWARD to not have a gag reflex.. there are reasons why we have that ladies.. and it’s not to give better blow jobs! (Which by the way.. are just feeding into the image that all women need to be good at his catering toward men.. If guys knew the reason WHY you didn’t have a gag reflex and still don’t care.. they should be shanked.. It’s disturbing.. You deserve so much more than to be some perverts memory of good head..

 
Comment by justin
2010-05-21 00:11:09

what a whore secret, and those who agreed. disgusting.

how many blowjobs have you given to find out this little fact? sickening.

 
Comment by Kkz Subscribed to comments via email
2010-05-26 03:50:19

So many of you are commenting and saying things like, why would anyone want bulimia for the sake of better blow jobs? Bad for your health, etc, etc. Concern understood, but I don’t believe that any of us who have agreed here are saying we deliberately sought out an eating disorder for something like that. It’s just something that happened along the way.

 
Comment by traec Subscribed to comments via email
2010-06-26 03:31:35

I have realized I haven’t had a gag reflex… & I’m kind of glad for that. Ha

I also win at chugging contests with guys at parties…
They’re so stooped at why I’m so good compared to them.

I hate being bulemic, but I love enjoying a great meal..
I dropped a dramatic 40 lbs in 3-4 months time due to my disorder.
& people have told me “you look great! Keep up whatever your doing”
…when little do they know anything.
My mom went through this in high school too.
I plan on throwing up before I even eat.. It’s horrible.
It’s been over a year. I’ve thrown up almost everyday since.
It’s not something you’d want to get into.
I’m not proud of it at all.
I’ve tried to stop..but it’s nearly impossible.
It’s like I’m brainwashed into thinking I have to purge.
I hate it!

& for all the people saying it messes up our teeth;
the stomach acid doesn’t mess up your test just like that. It only messes them up if you brush your teeth right after. If you brush your teeth right after, it’s like brushing your stomach acid into your teeth, thus making your enamal erode…
So as long as you don’t brush right after.. You’re good.
& you can’t rebuild enamal after it is lost, but you can get a mouthwash which helps strengthen enamal. & use that, then later go in & brush.

My teeth are.. (not to be cocky) beautiful. Honestly I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if I get best smile senior year.

If you saw me, you wouldn’t even THINK I was bulemic. The thought would never even cross your mind.

I’m such an off-topicccerrr! Ha.

Well… Yay for no gag-reflexes.

At least I got something out of this experience. Well, besides a decent body. Ha

Comment by traec Subscribed to comments via email
2010-06-26 03:34:26

Teeth* not test. My bad.

 
 
Comment by Kay
2010-07-03 19:20:57

I so agree with you.

 
Comment by Maciii Subscribed to comments via email
2010-07-19 09:02:38

Same. Guys always tell me how great i am at deep throat. i can never tell them it’s because i have bulimia though.

 
Comment by Rosie Subscribed to comments via email
2010-09-02 18:06:01

I don’t understand… Wouldn’t bulimia train you to have a more sensitive gag reflex so that you can throw up faster and more easily?

 
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