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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT’S SO FUNNY I’m the exact same way everyone wonders why I’m so good at it We have like no gag reflex left hahaha I was gunna make a postsecret of something like this that’s hilarious. Amazing but absolutely awful

wow

That is so wrong and so hot.

Also I am very very good at chugging beer

i can deep throat like no other
thank you bulimia

yea, i always get told i’m the best they’ve ever recieved
it’s so weird hearing other people talk about it too.

I must agree … i am now learning to swallow swords…

yup. “damn, you can take it so deep”

i feel like telling them why it’s so good would be a buzz kill though.

hahaha right there with ya sister!

Sweet! Do you do anal too? if so we should go for a sail on my yot.

This is so weird to hear people talking about, I am the same way!! The sad part is my gag reflex starts to come back if I don’t purge enough. “Sorry baby I can’t deepthroat you bc I haven’t been barfing enough lately”

this is not funny what so ever! my sister died from bulimia it makes me mad how ppl think its fun and cool how it makes them give good blowjobs! well guess what its not gonna be funny when ur teeth fall out from the acid in you vomit or u even die from it!

haha so true!! (: i didn’t know other people talked about it. yeah, i have like no gag reflex.

This isn’t funny, bulimia is a disease that ruins your health, your life. I hope you can get some help. Forget about giving good blowjobs for a while. Put yourself first, you deserve more. I wish you much luck in fighting this awful eating disorder.

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Couldn’t you just use some Chloraseptic Spray to numb your gag reflex? In any case your health should be kept paramount to another’s pleasure.

Doesn’t that also mean you are more likely to choke on food or something?

No one is condoning bulimia or denying that bulimia is a horrible disease.. it’s just a general observation.

I was never reeeally bulimic but I used to make my self throw up now and again at the beginning of high school for a few months when I thought I needed to be skinnier… until I realised I could get the same result by eating really well and going to the gym… I also have no gag reflex. huh.

i’m the opposite-i was bulimic from the time i was 14 til about 17 or 18, i’m now 19 and my gag reflex is too good! and i used to be able to chug drinks no problem, now i can barely chug a glass of water..

My boyfriend loves it. I can swallow every time now. I used to gag and even vom when he came in my mouth. OW OW count it

heroin abuse made me lose my gag reflex. all that puking.

oh my goodness i know. thank god for bulemia and blowjobs…its kept the man i love with me for three years.

you are all messed up. bulimia is a mental and physical disease and you are all making it seem like no big deal. sure no gag reflex, im sure you wouldn’t be saying that if it took your life..cant wait til your teeth decay

for all of you all that are like “bulemias a terrible disease..you suck for joking about it…youre stupid etc” have no idea what it feels like to have it. so just shut your moouth unless youve actually experienced it. yelling at us and pushing it at us that we’ll die isnt going to make us stop.

OR you can just brush your tongue too far back with your toothbrush. Obsessively trying to get rid of those germs got my gag reflex.

So I was diagnosed by a doctor with bulimia when i was about 11 and suffered through it for most of my adolesence so I know what it’s like, and I completely agree with all of the people “yelling and pushing you to stop” yes it’s terrible but joking about it and talking about it like it’s a normal part of life is one of the absolute WORST things you can do. by accepting you’re what you’re doing and they way you feel about body image is really just wrong and dangerous, you can hope to recover and maybe be healthy-body and mind. and to all of you acting like it’s a good thing because now you give better blowjobs? you are stupid disgusting and shallow even for someone with an eating disorder. ultimately you need to get the fuck over yourself and start functioning in the real world, where people are either worried or disgusted by you. SKELETONS AREN’T SEXY.

ive been a bulimic for almost a year now. and i had no idea what a gag reflex even was! and i also had no idea that it means better blow-jobs:)

Wow I’m the exact opposite I was bulimic/anorexic for like 10 years but it gave me a super sensitive gag reflex. It also sucks being pregnant because everything makes me nauseas and it’s REALLY hard not to fall back into that cycle while I watch myself get sooo fat.

I was laughing my head of for like 5 minute straight. this is so funny. partly because its really really depressing. seriously hilarious.

i woul rather not have bulimia.. i don’t care about being good doing a blowjob..

This is embarrassingly true for me too. I wish I could laugh about it but my shame is epic.

i was with a girl through eight years only the last four that I knew she was bulimic, and those magnificent moments when she went down on me and finished….. I must digress. But they were so memorable, that I am sure to never experience such perfection again. Makes a grown man cry thinking about it.

As for the disease, I truly believe it is an effect of the manufactured elements in food mixed with the incessant advertisements of food that do you in. If you spent time in a remote village, eventually your natural sense of need would kick in.

Not to worry though, I beleive that nothing hurts you until you are aware it is doing so. SO the secret to bilimia (or any other problem) is not to think about it too much! If only I had’nt thought about that girl’s problems so much, maybe we would still be together?

jenna, you sound like a nice girl after all. let me share this with you. Be thankful for whatever problems you have. At least they are truly yours.

Eric, perhaps you should become bulimic yourself so you can give yourself some more “magnificent moments”.

SLUT!!!! your some fucked up chick

What a marvelous thread. We need to be able to laugh at our short comings. That’s why I love satire.
Darn… back to work.

i would have to completely agree.

Lol, me too…

You’re all nasty,trashy,little cunts…Gross!! I hope you all deep throat and choke on gonorrhea & herpes!!!

Yeah. Me too. Reading the comments, seems like it works that way for everyone.

Huh.

I never understood how that could be until I became bulimic. The other day I realized I officially have no gag reflex!

Wow ya being bulimic definately has its perks :] i give amazing blow jobs (so ive been told) haha and the funny thing is i never though that was why i gave awsome blow jobs!!

it is kinda funny and beneficial for the men in our lives, but sad at the same time that women are jeapardizing their health for the same man they’re trying to pleasure. I couldn’t believe how many commented to this saying “me too”. Not trying to judge, as long as hopefully everyone has found healthier alternatives than bulimia.

me too.

That picture is a beautiful body. It’s too hard to recover. I want to look beautiful again. so badly.

I think out of ALL the secrets this is the saddest! To think that having a disease that WILL kill you isn’t enough but to actually think it’s a REWARD to not have a gag reflex.. there are reasons why we have that ladies.. and it’s not to give better blow jobs! (Which by the way.. are just feeding into the image that all women need to be good at his catering toward men.. If guys knew the reason WHY you didn’t have a gag reflex and still don’t care.. they should be shanked.. It’s disturbing.. You deserve so much more than to be some perverts memory of good head..

what a whore secret, and those who agreed. disgusting.

how many blowjobs have you given to find out this little fact? sickening.

So many of you are commenting and saying things like, why would anyone want bulimia for the sake of better blow jobs? Bad for your health, etc, etc. Concern understood, but I don’t believe that any of us who have agreed here are saying we deliberately sought out an eating disorder for something like that. It’s just something that happened along the way.

I have realized I haven’t had a gag reflex… & I’m kind of glad for that. Ha

I also win at chugging contests with guys at parties…
They’re so stooped at why I’m so good compared to them.

I hate being bulemic, but I love enjoying a great meal..
I dropped a dramatic 40 lbs in 3-4 months time due to my disorder.
& people have told me “you look great! Keep up whatever your doing”
…when little do they know anything.
My mom went through this in high school too.
I plan on throwing up before I even eat.. It’s horrible.
It’s been over a year. I’ve thrown up almost everyday since.
It’s not something you’d want to get into.
I’m not proud of it at all.
I’ve tried to stop..but it’s nearly impossible.
It’s like I’m brainwashed into thinking I have to purge.
I hate it!

& for all the people saying it messes up our teeth;
the stomach acid doesn’t mess up your test just like that. It only messes them up if you brush your teeth right after. If you brush your teeth right after, it’s like brushing your stomach acid into your teeth, thus making your enamal erode…
So as long as you don’t brush right after.. You’re good.
& you can’t rebuild enamal after it is lost, but you can get a mouthwash which helps strengthen enamal. & use that, then later go in & brush.

My teeth are.. (not to be cocky) beautiful. Honestly I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if I get best smile senior year.

If you saw me, you wouldn’t even THINK I was bulemic. The thought would never even cross your mind.

I’m such an off-topicccerrr! Ha.

Well… Yay for no gag-reflexes.

At least I got something out of this experience. Well, besides a decent body. Ha

I so agree with you.

Same. Guys always tell me how great i am at deep throat. i can never tell them it’s because i have bulimia though.

I don’t understand… Wouldn’t bulimia train you to have a more sensitive gag reflex so that you can throw up faster and more easily?