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January 30th, 2009 - 1:22 am § in New Secrets

too many unwelcome guests

too many unwelcome guests
too many unwelcome guests have entered this mouth. …. and it’s my own fault.[...]

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January 30th, 2009 - 1:18 am § in New Secrets

Part of me hopes he wins

Part of me hopes he wins
Part of me hopes he wins So I can make good on my threat to move to Canada so I can finally be with HER (editors secret: this is up a little late as we are still working through the backlog, but I think it is too nice to not publish)[...]

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January 30th, 2009 - 1:12 am § in New Secrets

My friends think I’m bisexual

My friends think I'm bisexual
My friends think I’m bisexual My parents think I’m straight My parents are right.[...]

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January 29th, 2009 - 11:18 pm § in New Secrets

I was watching this show…

I was watching this show...
I was watching this show… when i lost it to a guy.. .. i wasn’t even in love with[...]

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January 29th, 2009 - 11:14 pm § in New Secrets

I still remember your birthday…

I still remember your birthday...
I still remember your birthday… This secret is available as a postcard. Send it to someone.[...]

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January 29th, 2009 - 11:05 pm § in New Secrets

I think about killing religious people

I think about killing religious people
I think about killing religious people every time they knock on my front door.[...]

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January 29th, 2009 - 12:05 am § in New Secrets

My love for you

My love for you
My love for you is way better than any Regina Spektor song.[...]

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January 29th, 2009 - 12:01 am § in New Secrets

I took your virginity…

I took your virginity...
I took your virginity… …but you took my heart[...]

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