too many unwelcome guests have entered this mouth. …. and it’s my own fault.
Part of me hopes he wins So I can make good on my threat to move to Canada so I can finally be with HER (editors secret: this is up a little late as we are still working through the backlog, but I think it is too nice to not publish)
My friends think I’m bisexual My parents think I’m straight My parents are right.
I was watching this show… when i lost it to a guy.. .. i wasn’t even in love with
I still remember your birthday… This secret is available as a postcard. Send it to someone.
I think about killing religious people every time they knock on my front door.
My love for you is way better than any Regina Spektor song.
I took your virginity… …but you took my heart