too many unwelcome guests

too many unwelcome guests have entered this mouth. …. and it’s my own fault.

Part of me hopes he wins

Part of me hopes he wins So I can make good on my threat to move to Canada so I can finally be with HER (editors secret: this is up a little late as we are still working through the backlog, but I think it is too nice to not publish)

My friends think I’m bisexual

My friends think I’m bisexual My parents think I’m straight My parents are right.

I was watching this show…

I was watching this show… when i lost it to a guy.. .. i wasn’t even in love with

I still remember your birthday…

I still remember your birthday… This secret is available as a postcard. Send it to someone.

I think about killing religious people

I think about killing religious people every time they knock on my front door.

My love for you

My love for you is way better than any Regina Spektor song.

I took your virginity…

I took your virginity… …but you took my heart