I’m worried I won’t find love again because she is 1,392 miles away and has forgotten
all about me by now
I wouldn’t hesitate to marry you. Right this second
If you would stop being so cool.
And get down on one knee when you ask me.
I don’t like being around my mom…
and I hate my brother for breaking her heart and making her the way she is
I’ve never had trouble talking to girls
I’m actually quite suave and pleasing…
.. but I can’t speak one word to the girl I care about most
Sometimes, when you come home late
I hope you were in a car accident, so I won’t have to break up with you….
And so I can get the insurance money….. to buy a house or a car….
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