I’m worried I won’t find love again

I’m worried I won’t find love again because she is 1,392 miles away and has forgotten all about me by now  

I wouldn’t hesitate to marry you.

I wouldn’t hesitate to marry you. Right this second If you would stop being so cool. And get down on one knee when you ask me.  

I don’t like being around my mom…

I don’t like being around my mom… and I hate my brother for breaking her heart and making her the way she is    

I’ve never had trouble talking to girls

I’ve never had trouble talking to girls I’m actually quite suave and pleasing… .. but I can’t speak one word to the girl I care about most  

Sometimes, when you come home late

Sometimes, when you come home late I hope you were in a car accident, so I won’t have to break up with you…. And so I can get the insurance money….. to buy a house or a car….  

I’m 14 and pregnant

I’m 14 and pregnant    

I’m pretty sure he’d kill himself

I’m pretty sure he’d kill himself If he knew about him  

When I find out who and where you are…

When I find out who and where you are… No one can forgive you for what you did to her. I’m going to kill you.